1. You might be a game crank if...
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You've only ever designed one game.
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You're only ever going to design one game.
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You claim it's "easier to learn than Checkers, but more challenging than Chess". (In fact, this is a dead giveaway.)
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You named your game after yourself or yourself after your game.
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You published your game yourself.
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You took out a second mortgage on your house to get thousands of copies of your game printed, which you were sure would sell.
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You first saw your game in a dream.
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You claim not to have "designed" or "invented" the game, but "discovered" it based on the Laws of the Universe, "rediscovered" a design used in ancient Atlantis, etc.
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You're the crony or "little buddy" of someone who meets the description above.
1.1. See also
The Crackpot Index, by John Baez
